"LET'S KEEP THE Dumbfuckery TO A MINIMUM TODAY

Made for those who appreciate sarcasm served sunny-side up, this shirt pairs perfectly with jeans, sneakers, and zero tolerance for nonsense. Soft, breathable, and unapologetically honest, it’s your go-to for coffee runs, casual Fridays, or surviving family gatherings. Let the shirt do the talking—so you don’t have to

Please note: This item is made with care and may take 1–3 weeks to process before shipping. Handmade vibes take a little more time—but it’s worth the wait.