I hate everyone but coffee helps

☕ Caffeine first. Feelings never.  

This Halloween tee is for the ones who wake up tired of everyone—but still show up, fueled by coffee and quiet resolve. Featuring a skeleton gripping a scythe and a steaming cup of sanity, this shirt is your seasonal uniform for surviving chaos with sarcasm and style.

Whether you’re dodging drama, managing roommates, or just vibing with your jack-o’-lantern tumbler, this tee wraps your truth in soft cotton and unapologetic clarity.

Details:  

- Unisex fit, soft cotton blend  

- Available in white and festive orange  

- Perfect for Halloween parties, coffee runs, or emotional boundaries