Love being covered in fur and Bodily Fluids

If you’ve ever gone home with mystery stains, fur in your bra, and a heart full of animal love—this shirt’s for you. It’s the unofficial uniform of vet techs, groomers, and animal whisperers who know that true love smells like wet dog and antiseptic.

Soft enough for scrubs. Honest enough for your soul.
Wear it with pride. You’ve earned every fluid.

I keep a limited quantity of this DTF design on hand at a time. Shirts are ordered as needed to keep things fresh and reduce storage.

🕒 Processing time is 7-10 Business days, not including shipping. Thanks for your patience while I create your custom piece!